Are your a dumb blonde with a trust fund and a high tolerance for bullshit? If so, Heidi Montag and boytoy Spencer Pratt are “desperately casting” new peeps to appear on MTV reality hit The Hills as the couple’s friends. Apparently Heidi and Spencer just received word that no one likes them.

“Spencer and Heidi are desperate,” a Star Magazine insider dishes. “They want to find some cool people to hang out with them on the show to make their lives seem more interesting. They don’t have many real friends anymore.”

“They’ve abandoned or offended almost everyone they know.”