Heidi Montag, 23, and Spencer Pratt, 26, write the book of fame in their new advice manual How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture, The Hills. In it, the pair brand Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt experts at manipulating the press, but that doesn’t mean reality TV’s biggest opportunists wouldn’t jump at the chance to get together with the Jolie-Pitts…Heidi and Spencer would love to hang out with the one Hollywood couple even bigger than they are….You know, just to make sure they’re not mad.

“We wouldn’t want to piss them off. She might steal Spencer — you know, because she steals people’s husbands!” Heidi tells Playboy.com. “….We’d love to sit down and discuss fame with them. Consider this your formal invitation, Brangelina. Let’s hang out sometime. We’ll be SpeidiLina!”