Spencer Guilbert, a twenty-four year graduate of the University of Southern California, has spoken out on reports that he is the new Mr. Lindsay Lohan. The graphic artist says that he and HOhan are in the beginning stages of romantic bliss. (Insert gagging sounds here.)

“I’ve seen her a lot since she’s been home,” Spencer Guilburt tells Page Six. “And expect to see me with her more.”

“If I’m dating Lindsay, Lindsay will let you know,” Guilburt said coyly when asked about the status of their relationship. “It will come out soon enough.”

“She’s doing great now,” he said. “[Booze], it’s not a big deal of mine. I’m not a substance user. It’s good that I’m around her to kind of help.”