Trying to be all edgy and shit, Madonna made her most recent video – ironically called ‘Sorry’ – with a ‘rude gesture’ to the camera. So before the release, music execs had the video re-edited for distribution. An insider said: “I guess it was too vulgar for general audiences. Besides, it is a rather unseemly gesture for a mother-of-two who, when she’s not making obscene gestures, is singing the praises of Kabbalah and writing inspirational children’s books.”

But I get you, Madonna. You’re all of a sudden an English gentilwoman after prancing around in a pointy bra for YEARS. I’d want to bust out a little, too. But no matter where I searched online, I couldn’t find what ‘gesture’ Madonna made. Was it the bird? Was it a sign of the devil? Was it the super finger? Did she finger-fuck her mouth? What? (My apologies, I just watched ‘The Aristocrats). My point is that of Madonna made said rude gesture to retain her rock and roll image, the least she could do is let us know what it was! Maybe she’s embarrassed because all she did was a thumbs up.