Shia LaBeouf’s ideal girlfriend would be someone just like his mother — because the aging hippie is the “sexiest woman” he’s ever known.

In a candid interview featured in the June issue of Playboy Magazine, the Transformers actor reveals that while he was often embarrassed by his mother’s free-spirited nature growing up, he has come to appreciate how unique she is.

Shia explains, “It’s literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another’s bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time.”

He adds, “Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”