Lauren Conrad isn’t the only former reality star headed to the stacks of your local library; Sharon Osbourne just completed her debut novel.

The America’s Got Talent judge has been hard at work for more than a year on Revenge, described as “a tale about two sisters who both have star quality, but only one will stop at nothing to get what she wants.”

Revenge will hit shelves in March. (Not that we’ll be picking it up after Sharon’s mean-spirited attack on Susan Boyle a few weeks back, but we thought we’d put the info out there for those of you that care.)