You may not have heard of him yet. And all I have to say is, have you been to your local comedy club?

This up and coming comedian is my FAVORITE for a number of reasons. He’s hysterical, he goes down on me and his mom takes me shopping.

Okay, yeah, he’s my paper boy, but don’t discount him just yet. He’s really one of the funniest comic’s I’ve seen and he’s headed for a television near YOU. Also, it’s my birthday today and I’m allowed to go on and on about whatever the hell I want. My age is none of your business, but if you know what’s good for you, you will a) not ask and b) check out Shannon’s website at www.intellectualdelinquent.com.