Meet a real-life forty year old virgin. Earlier this week, Gary Coleman announced that he married twenty-two year old actress Shannon Price in a secret ceremony in August 2007. The newlyweds have now admitted that they have not yet consummated their marriage. In layman’s terms, they’ve never done the horitzontal mambo. “It’ll happen when it’ll happen. And it’ll happen for all the right reasons. And no one is going to make it happen any sooner,” Gary says of not getting any ass from his young wife after nearly a year together. Video after the jump.

Anyone wanna start taking bets on how much longer this one is going to last?