Oh no, Gary Coleman and his wife of a nanosecond Shannon Price are headed to Divorce Court-literally! The real life forty year old virgin and his twenty-three year old bride will seek the guidance of television judge Lynn Toyler on a two-part Divorce Court event airing May 1st.

According to the show’s Official Site:

Today on a special two-part session of Divorce Court, 80’s child star Gary Coleman and his new wife Shannon have come to Divorce Court seeking Judge Toler’s advice on their troubled marriage before it’s too late. Gary says he met Shannon on a movie set and was glad to know Shannon did not know who he was when they first met. Shannon proposed a year later after an argument. Gary is in love with Shannon and calls her his star protector. Shannon says she is tired of Gary’s anger issues and blames her for anything that goes wrong and is sick of playing the blame game.