Seth Rogen Hates Children

Seth Rogen will like you to keep your snot-nosed five-year-old at least 100 feet from him at all times.

Thank you kindly.

The star of the new comedy Observe & Report says he’s no fan of folks aged 0-18.

“Now that the movie’s out and I don’t have to promote it anymore, I can say that I hate children. It’s out, it’s made $60 million. I can say it: I hate kids. If no kid ever came up to me, I would be more than happy,” Seth told reporters this week.

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