Scott Disick Has Already Left Rehab In Costa Rica

File this one under: That didn’t take long! Scott Disick has already left the rehab facility of which he was seeking treatment in Costa Rica.

Just a week ago, Disick checked himself into Rythmia Life Advancement Center to get treatment for his problems with alcoholism. Some close to Disick heralded the decision as a way for him to come to terms with his over-the-top drinking.

A source close to the situation said, “He is 100,000% getting paid. The rehab center even sent a press release about him. Why would they do that if he was not getting paid? They have to adhere to strict confidentiality. He’s pulling down big dollars on this one. I heard mid-six figures.”

Some wiser folks busted the reality star out for only using the rehab center as a means to get a paycheck, but it appears that it’s all water under the bridge now.

It appears that rehab so helpful in just under a week’s time that the reality TV actor has already fled the facility. It’s a super fast Costa Rican rehab technique, apparently. Or, the money ran out and he was like, “Sayonara suckers!”

When entering into the rehab facility, he said, “I realize my issues are bigger than me and I’m ready to truly remedy this struggle I continue to battle.”

Apparently his issues had more to do with his love for the almighty dollar and very little to do with any actually problems that he’s facing. That is, until another rehab half-way across the world comes calling with a tidy sum for his “services”.

During a pool party in Las Vegas on Saturday, his girlfriend Kourtney Kardashian opened up about his stay at the facility. She revealed, “He is doing well. I think the thing that’s most important to me is just his commitment to working on himself. If somebody doesn’t want to make changes then that’s really hard.”

He probably already checked out of the place by the time she released her statement. DERP.

TELL US: Did you think Scott Disick was in rehab to really buckle down and get some help?

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