Look what the cat drug in. Gawker has unearthed an alleged copy of Sarah Palin’s tenth grade report card. No one can vouch for the authenticity of the document, but the Social Security numbers supposedly match.

A mangled mess of mostly “B’s” and “C’s,” the cultured hillbilly earned a “D” in Foreign Language. And I thought my sophomore year was a nightmare. This woman is dumber than a cold sack of wet rocks. With grades like these it’s no wonder she thinks she can “see Russia from her house.”