Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Sold For “Six-Figures”

It took some legal wrangling, doused with a lot of “cold hard cash,” but former Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon and her boyfriend Sam Jones (Perhaps best known as “The Black Guy from Smallville…”) have finally given the green light to release their super-raunchy sex tape.

Sources close to the couple said that both the stars have agreed to a six-figure deal that will see the skim flick released via Vivid Entertainment later this year. Vivid president Steven Hirsch is the Most Hated Man in Hollywood for many a wayward socialite. After all, he’s responsible for releasing X-rated home videos starring Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Mindy McCready, and Kendra Wilkinson. Despite his track record, Hirsch is certain that this sex tape, featuring Hugh Hefner’s barely-legal ex and Smallville actor, will be among Vivid’s all-time best sellers.

“We are excited to finally distribute this amazing DVD. Not only is it extremely kinky for a celeb sex tape, Karissa is absolutely beautiful. And as for Sam, let’s just say he’s no ‘Smallville.’ This is sure to be one of our all-time best sellers,” Hirsch exclaimed when quizzed on Sam and Karissa’s Sex Video.

Somehow, we’ve got a feeling that this is something we could go our entire lives without seeing!

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