Sacha Baron Cohen, in character as our favorite Austrian fashion journalist Brüno, appears naked on the July issue GQ Magazine in an ode to Jennifer Aniston’s nude necktie cover for the men’s mag last December.

Bruno is on-hand to answer all of your style-related questions, as GQ turns their advice column to the fashionisto.

Times are hard, but if you shop around und are prepared to vear some things twice before throwing zem avay, it is still possible to look good on a clothing budget of about $20,000 a veek. Ich mean, obwiously you vill need a bit more zan zat if you are planning on leaving ze house.