Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno GQ Magazine July 2009
Sacha Baron Cohen, in character as our favorite Austrian fashion journalist Brüno, appears naked on the July issue GQ Magazine in an ode to Jennifer Aniston’s nude necktie cover for the men’s mag last December.
Bruno is on-hand to answer all of your style-related questions, as GQ turns their advice column to the fashionisto.
Times are hard, but if you shop around und are prepared to vear some things twice before throwing zem avay, it is still possible to look good on a clothing budget of about $20,000 a veek. Ich mean, obwiously you vill need a bit more zan zat if you are planning on leaving ze house.
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On December 26th 2009, Sandra Costa wrote:
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BRUNO INTERIOR DESIGNER
Hello again Bruno,
To answer you “Yes” the Bel Air house will be amazing. And yes I’ll design all those fabulous playrooms I talked about when I was there at the house with you. My PLAYROOMS are total statements. I design for bachelors and sports stars all over the world so believe me I know exactly what you want. I’m glad you loved my signature leopard outfit enough to make a copy of it for your debut. You are definitely not a 10 maybe more like a 6, so you have to step it up to score points in the fashion world. Do take notice of the way I wear my coat and hat and try and get more pizzazz when knocking off my outfits. But don’t get depressed because my brand of clothing and furniture will soon be available in department stores and I’ll make sure you get a 20% discount.
Yes, we can do the house quickly but you must tell your rich father to get the cheque book out and tell him you need to double the budget to furnish the house and buy a new wardrobe. And if you want to be the best gay super rock star in Hollywood you are looking at major competion, many who are fabulous rock star clients of mine. But if you play your cards right you will stay on the West Hollywood casting couch for a very long time. So, Bruno you will need all the help you can get so Daddy has to pay up to buy you longevity in the celebrity world. (By the way is your Daddy married?)
The seating you have in the house isn’t appropriate and not in the least bit comfortable. I suggest you get rid of them as soon as possible and I’ll send you something you and your guests can lounge on. Pete Rose and Paula looked most put out when at the house and your idea of serving sushi on a oversized platter needed color and napkins. It is disappointing when the food has more hair covering it than your fox neck wrap you woreat our meeting. Don’t be concerned, you have hired the right interior designer so I’ll take care of it for you and not only decorate the house but your wardrobe too.
And I must admit that was really smart convincing your dad to buy up all the theaters on your opening night. The mere 30.4 mil has put you on the map. I wasn’t sure you had the talent to make it as a rock star fashion icon actor but you have a style that is horribly questionable and if cultivated you can go places. You might consider changing your name if you want to make it in Hollywood. BRUNO doesnt have the superstar ring to it. Maybe KEN KANIFF would be a good one for you. Ask Eminem what he thinks about that.
Looking forward to delivering all the custom furniture to the house and seeing discussing your next project.
Regards and talk soon,
Sandra Costa
International Architectural Designer and Builder
http://www.sandracostaswork.com
Los Angeles – Hong Kong – New Zealand – Paris.