The man who brought us the charming “One Night in Paris”, apparently has gotten his hands on a sex tape involving wife-beater wearing Kid Rock, and the Jesus loving leather pant wearing Scott Stapp. Yikes. The tape shows Stapp and Rock involved in “explicit sex acts with groupies” during which they are having a conversation with EACH OTHER. Yikes yikes.

My burning question is this: Are they so hard up that they couldn’t afford to make individual sex tapes. I’d never pay to watch two has-beens having sex with teens who won’t even admit to knowing them now. Though I might download it for free.

Kid Rock had his hay day for sure. But he was kitchy - never HOT. And I can think of nothing worse than picturing him having sex with anyone - even Pam Anderson. That relationship was like the skinny 14-year-old who discovers his sexuality with the hot, horny neighbor’s wife. I’ve seen that movie and it SUCKED. And if anyone else read Scott Stapp’s whiney bitch I’m-a-victim-of-my-fame interview in Rolling Stone last month, you’d know that there is nothing less hot than Scott Stapp right now. Just say no to porn starring washed up rockers!

In other news: Stapp married former Miss New York Jaclyn Nesheiwat last week at a black-tie ceremony in Miami, Florida. He was arrested for public drunkenness the following day at Lax airport, while en route to his honeymoon in Hawaii. That lucky lady…