Robert Pattinson: “I Can’t Get Laid In New York City!”

March 16th, 2009 by Castina

Robert Pattinson wants to know what a British heartthrob has to do to get a little nookie in the NYC.

Spies at New York hotspot Rosebar on Saturday night overheard the Twilight hottie complaining to a friend that he just can’t get any loving from the ladies in the Big Apple.

According to The NY Daily News, Robert whined: “I can’t get laid [in N.Y.C.],” to which his chum chuckled, “A blind person with a British accent could get tail.”

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12 Responses to “Robert Pattinson: “I Can’t Get Laid In New York City!””

On March 23rd 2009, tiffany irick wrote:

I live in Tennessee but I’d be glad to come to NYC…
On March 27th 2009, Kristy none of ur buisness wrote:

WOW!! TMI hes soo HOT im suprised at that wait so does that mean hes still a virgin??!?!?
On March 27th 2009, Kristy none of ur buisness wrote:

This is to tiffany irick YOU wish he is mine back off or i will kick ur ass new jersey style !!ps jkkjkj ill beat you to NYC haha
On March 29th 2009, edwardlover wrote:

Come to Kansas….you will get laid, that I can guarantee!
On March 30th 2009, Brittany Jackson wrote:

Well I don’t know about the girls In NYC but he can have this one here In Fl. Im ready whenever, you are.I’m serious, Brittany Jackson
On April 30th 2009, RMS wrote:

Obsessed Much??
On May 1st 2009, Sheena wrote:

Rob should visit N.C and he’d leave a VERY happy man!!! Offer stands ANYTIME, Rob!
On May 2nd 2009, Lindsay wrote:

Robert you’ll find someone special someday
On May 4th 2009, tiffany irick wrote:

This is to Kristy….u r waaaay wierd….he isn’t anyones so get over urself & I put that I live in TN so bring it….look me up.
On May 4th 2009, NiCole wrote:

uhh duh its cause he needs to shave that rug off his face… y do u think all the girls fell 4 him in twilight duhhh think about it!!!
On June 15th 2009, ARRRGH! wrote:

Bloody Hell Girls give it a rest, eh?
On June 25th 2009, Aww... wrote:

I feel bad for this poor guy ! But mostly, it makes me sad that some of you girls have such little respect for yourselves that you are willing to put out via made up gossip articles…