Robert Pattinson wants to know what a British heartthrob has to do to get a little nookie in the NYC.

Spies at New York hotspot Rosebar on Saturday night overheard the Twilight hottie complaining to a friend that he just can’t get any loving from the ladies in the Big Apple.

According to The NY Daily News, Robert whined: “I can’t get laid [in N.Y.C.],” to which his chum chuckled, “A blind person with a British accent could get tail.”