A new report indicates Cher’s son Chaz Bono will be joining this season’s cast of celebrities on “Dancing With the Stars.”
As pretty much everyone knows by now, Chaz used to be Chastity before a well-publicized sex change that was finalized last year.
So to address questions from idiots who wonder whether he’ll be paired with a man or a woman, he will — like every other man on the show before him — have a female dance partner. Because duh.
Former Wilson-Phillips singer Chynna Phillips is also said to be appearing this season.