Are you planning a surprise birthday party with a big budget and looking for a way to make it truly memorable? Here’s an idea: For $20,000, Kevin Federline will reportedly grace you and your guests with his presence.
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The self-rental business isn’t all Federline is doing to bring in some extra spending money. Federline also has several promotional deals in the works and is planning his own line of jeans and “beach jewelry.”

But of course these projects all take a far back burner to the August release of his new album, Crossroads. The album, according to Federline, “is sure to set the dance floors across the world on fire!”

Set them on fire… like by inspiring arson? If there’s anyone left out there who hasn’t yet heard the album’s song “Popozoa,” which was leaked to the press a few months ago, check it out and decide what kind of fires it will be setting for yourself. I especially like the close-ups in which Federline looks disoriented, surprised, and even confused by his own music.