Relationship With Justin Gaston Brings Miley Cyrus “Closer To The Lord”


Statutory rape has given Miley Cyrus clarity.

The 16-year-old Hannah Montana star claims she has grown closer to the Lord since she’s been fucking dating Justin Gaston, a 20-year-old underwear model.

Let’s file this under: We Don’t Believe You!

Hmmm, hate to sound so cynical, Miles, but we can’t really imagine you and your Bust It Baby reading the Bible together or wondering “What Jesus Would Do” while rehearsing hymns.

In an interview that will air on The Rachael Ray Show this Friday, Miley says:

“I’ve never been closer to the Lord since I met him [Justin Gaston]. He’s really made me read my Bible. He’s made me actually read the stories in the Bible — not the quick little verses — that not only help me, but show you how to help other people.”

Miley also confessed that her little minister-in-training barely tickled her fancy the first time she met him.

“Honestly, I didn’t like him at first. I was like, ‘Great, another song writer. This should be fun. He’s very cute but I don’t think he gets as much credit as he should because he’s a really good guy.”

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