“Randy [Spelling] was Paris’ number one,” according to Hollywood agent David Weintraub (Go sue him, Paris), “and her number 50 and number 150.”

Randy is the son of the late television god-Aaron Spelling. He joins Weintraub and Sean Stewart, son of Rod, in the A&E reality show “Sons of Hollywood,” a look into the lifestyles of the rich and halfway-famous due to air Sunday.

Randy Spelling on his realtionship with Paris:

“We were together for like two months.” Spelling said. Wow, she made him wait a whole TWO Months…

“We went to Palm Springs once for the weekend, and we couldn’t check into the hotel under her name because her grandma was looking for her. She was like 15; I was 17. And what do you know, I hear this knock-knock-knock on the door, and I look out and her grandma’s there. And then I look out the window and I see Paris in a full-on dress with a suitcase running down the golf course. We broke up like a week later.”

Parasite reportedly gave him a recent hello outside a Los Angeles nightclub. “She came up to me and she was like, ‘I want to say hi to Randy,’ ” Spelling said. “She was like, ‘Randy took my virginity. I want to say hi!’ “