Britney has hung up her Star of David since last week’s break-up with dancing Jew Isaac Cohen, but a New York City area rabbi Shmuley Boteach has some advice for the former teen pop queen.

Allow me to share with you a teaching of the ancient Rabbis.” These teachings include tips like, “Once you become a parent, Britney, life gets really serious . . . We can all pretend that life is one big party devoid of responsibility. And rarely being home, or coming home drunk, or letting your kids see you in a degraded state, will permanently scar your kids.” Shmuley continues, “Soon your boys will be surfing the Internet. They’ll see a lot of photos of you in poses that no son should ever see their own mother . . . Try and be home with your kids . . . Cover up . . . Limit the visits to the nightclubs.” The spiritual leader ends his letter by saying, “I know you can get your life together, Britney. God bless you.”