Actress and model Naomi Campbell began court proceedings for assault charges made against her by one of her maids who claims that Campbell hit her with a cellphone. Funny as the idea of an abusive super model is, I’m even more amused by the scene the maid’s claim paints. Campbell didn’t throw a phone as her, but hit her with it.

“Oh, excuse me Bob … *smack* … Fifi, you missed spot! … *returns to her phone conversation* … that sound? It was nothing Bob, just the maid’s nose breaking. Where were we?”