Prince Harry: The Porn Star?

If Britain’s Royal Family ever decides to disown wayward Prince Harry, a promising career in the Wonderful World of Smut eagerly awaits him.

Hey, when life serves up lemons…

After disrobing live from Las Vegas in a nude photo scandal that rocked Buckingham Palace, Britain’s Prince Harry has been offered $10 million to star in an X-rated feature.

The fun-loving royal caused a stir when nude photographs of him playing a game of strip-billiards were published online. But Harry, 27, may be interested to learn that he is the No. 1 draft pick to star in an adult movie called The Trouble With Harry — based on his now infamous wild weekend in Sin City.

The offer comes courtesy of Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch. The man behind celebrity sex tapes from Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton has sent a letter to the royal Palace in London detailing his full offer to the “party Prince,” which is said to include full-frontal sex scenes that show off “little Harry.”

Charming…

“We assure you the sex will be well-scripted and the crown jewels will not be ‘minimized’ in any way,” Hirsch wrote.

Harry has reportedly been given a “stern telling-off” from the royal family and was ordered to issue a public apology for the debacle. Harry is expected to make a statement before London’s Paralympic Games on Aug. 29.

In another sleazy tidbit derived from Harry’s nude exploits, Playgirl magazine is willing to fork over $1 million to have the prince spread eagle for a saucy centerfold.

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