Porn Star Katee Holmes Adopts Actress’ Name

May 22nd, 2007 · 1 Comment · Tagged as Katie Holmes · Pornstars

A blond-haired, blue-eyed Fashion Institue of Design and Merchandising student, who claims to be a virgin, has changed her name to Katee Holmes and is launching a porn career in which she will get her cherry popped in her first adult film. And actress Katie Holmes’ PR camp isn’t smiling.

Shy is an adult film vet who manages the 5-foot-9, 122-pound Katee - a small-town girl from Illinois - insisted: “Katee is using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed an innocence in everything she’s done, beginning with ‘Dawson’s Creek.’ ”

“It’s a really cheap shot,” a rep for the real K.H tells the New York press.

“I know it’s pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured [a movie] was the best place for me to lose it,” the not-that-innocent Katee said. “How many people wished they could relive their first experience, if not to remember it but to learn from it, right?” eighteen year old Katee says.

Katee will try a girl/girl encounter first.

“She comes to the porn world completely natural - with a perky pair of A-cup breasts that are far too perfect to have been constructed by any doctor. And she’s not just a porn virgin, but an actual never-been-kissed virgin,” her manager continued.

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