The marketing professionals at Playboy Magazine and Quiznos have joined forces to co-produce a new ad inspired by the nauseating viral sensation “2 Girls, 1 Cup” in hopes of selling more overpriced cold-cuts. Ladies and Gents, we present to you, “2 Girls, 1 Sub,” an equally vomitting-inducing, semi-NSFW video featuring a couple of buxom girls in bikinis deep-throating one of the sandwich chain’s $4 Toasty Torpedoes.

Ugh. Associating your food with B.M. probably isn’t the best way to get people lining up for bite. Then again, Quiznos’ subs and “2 Girls, 1 Cup” do invoke the same bubbly reaction in my belly, so maybe the relationship between the two isn’t that far off.