In a recent statement, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have asked the press to leave them alone. Just because they make millions of dollars, travel all over the world, broke up Pitts marriage, posed in magazine ads together and made a movie together – they really just want to be left alone.

“We love Africa and to be here in Namibia with our family is very special for us. To the local people who have been so kind and gracious, thank you for making us feel at home. As for the press, we kindly ask for privacy so that we can enjoy this beautiful country with our children.”

Namibian Prime Minister Nahas Angula chimed in, “This lady is expecting. You guys are harassing her. Why don’t you allow her some privacy? Harassment is not allowed in Namibia. If a person says they don’t want to be photographed then, of course, that person deserves protection.” He added that if the press DO get any good shots of them shagging, to send him a copy.