Pippa Middleton Offered $5 Million For Porn; Baby Bro Uses Trickery To Get Nude Snaps Removed From Net

Those Middleton siblings just can’t stay out of the news this week. Across the pond, eligible bachelor and bacherlorette James and Pippa Middleton are best known as the younger sibs as Princess Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and new bride of Britain’s Prince William, but its the younger Middletons behavior in front of the camera that’s making headlines Stateside.

She’s been dubbed “Her Royal Hotness” and – second to Princess Beatrice’s hat – Pippa Middleton’s hot body is what everyone’s has been talking about since she shimmied down the aisle as bridesmaid at the Royal Wedding more than a week ago. But with sudden celebrity comes the sordid search for skeletons in the closet. And Kate’s little sister has a few (by stuffy royal standards, anyway). Last week, Us Magazine published a photo of the royal sister-in-law stripped down to her bra and dancing with an unidentified man in his boxer shorts.

The pic could translate into a career on the blue screen for party planner Pippa. (It also probably doesn’t hurt that her ass has its own Facebook page.) The dimple-cheeked singleton, 27, has been offered $5 million to star in an X-rated film. Pippa, whose real name is Philippa Middleton, is one of those girls who would look stunning wearing a potato sack, so it’s little wonder Vivid Entertainment’s Steven Hirsch would like to see her wearing nothing but a smile.

“As far as I was concerned, you were the star of the recent Royal Wedding. As I watched a broadcast of the event, I couldn’t help but think that with your beauty and attitude, you could be an enormously successful adult star. This week, after seeing photos of you having a great time at a party, I decided to offer you a role in one of our upcoming movies,” the man behind the Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton sex tapes wrote in an open letter to Pippa dated May 6.

The $5 million offer is for “just one explicit scene” and Pippa would have her “choice of partners.”

No word yet on whether or not Pippa, the daughter of self-made millionaires, will take Hirsch up on his offer or tell him to stick an English muffin where the sun don’t shine.

Meanwhile, Kate and Pippa’s younger brother, James, 24, is learning the hard way what it means to be suddenly famous. A week after attending his sister’s wedding to Prince William, the Englishman has found himself at the center of a nude photo scandal. Curious bloggers managed to track down pics of the college dropout-turned cake decorator flashing his bare butt, dressed up in drag, and simulating gay sex acts with his mates. Now that he’s the respectable brother-in-law of royalty, James is desperate to get the photos removed from the internet. So desperate, that he’s posing as a lawyer!

Oh James!

Adult blog site Fleshbot received a threatening email from the “NICE GROUP LONDON LEGAL” after they published photos of James nearly nude last Thursday. The email came from [email protected], but when the bloggers visited the ‘Nice Lawyer’ website, they only found a placeholder homepage. Upon further investigation, Fleshbot found that the domain name ‘nicelawyer.co.uk’ is registered to none other than… James Middleton!