Animal rights activists with People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) have thought of a new way to get people to eat tofu; just make it taste like George Clooney.

According to The Washington Post, the animal rights group has been offered the actor’s gym towel and wants to use his sweat to create Clooney-flavored tofu.

…..Ew……

It’s like “making artificial chicken flavor for instant gravy,” PETA President Ingrid Newkirk said in an open letter requesting the actor’s permission to use his–eh—fluids to create the tofu, which cleverly dubs “CloFu.”

“The technology actually exists to take your perspiration and make it into George Clooney-flavored tofu (CloFu),” PETA writes. “Of course, your fans would swoon at the idea of eating CloFu. If you use a sample of human perspiration, it is ‘no different than making artificial chicken flavor for instant gravy.’”

“As a mammal, I’m offended,” George responded simply in a statement from his rep.