Awww, Poor Widdle Paris. You poor persecuted sweetheart! Paris fled her lawyers’ office in tears as she launched a pathetic ploy to save her racist ass from the Big House. We say “Suck It Bitch! Take It Like You’ve Taken Half The Cocks In Hollywood!”

The hotel heiress claims she has received death threats and admitted: “I’m very scared.”

Twenty-six year old says inmates have put messages on her website such as: “I’m going to kill you.”

A friend added: “One person wrote she is going to steal Paris’s shoes — and if she argues, she’ll be beaten to a pulp. It’s horrifying.”

HA! Better hand over the Manolos, P.

Paris was back driving her Bentley from her Hollywood home to meet ex-fiancé Paris on Tuesday. She is allowed on the road because her suspended license expired on March 29th.

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