Paris, in a galaxy far far away…

Paris Hilton has topped herself again- she’s booked herself a spot on a spaceship and plans to blast off into space. She has allegedly paid $195,000 for a seat on Richard Branson’s Virgin Enterprise Rocket and it hasn’t even been built yet. Hollywood.com reports a rep for Paris saying “She was a fan of the Star Wars films and the idea of blasting into space thrills her, but I don’t think she’s done the research–the reality may not be her idea of fun.”
Reality? Yeah, among other missing luxuries Paris will be required to wear a diaper because there won’t be any
restrooms onboard the shuttle. Are diapers “hot,” Paris?
Have fun- send a post card or something. Personally I think I’ll wait until there’s at least a porta-potty onboard.
