With all the chatter surrounding Miss California Carrie Prejean, we haven’t been keeping up with our favorite celebrity airhead, heiress Paris Hilton. With her signature style, Paris is serving up a dose of side-splitting quotable moments in a new interview with Tatler. Here’s our favorite — Paris has suggested that she could end conflict between the US and other countries by throwing a party.

Can we start a petition to have this twit committed?

The socialite told Tatler that she would organize the bash as a means to achieve world peace in the event that Hell freezes over and she ever becomes president.

“[I would] definitely try to make peace with the countries we are fighting,” Paris explains with a straight face. “I’d go over to them and throw a party, so they could all get together and get along and stop the war.”