Paris Hilton will not file an appeal to Friday’s ruling to return her to jail and intends to serve out the remainder of her jail sentence, according to a statement released on Saturday.

“Being in jail is by far the hardest thing I have ever done,” the alleged anus herpes outbreak sufferer alleges. “During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to think and I believe that I am learning and growing from this experience.”

P.H is going to spend the reminder of her once-again reduced twenty-three day jail term reading fan mail: “I very much appreciate all of their good wishes and hope they will keep their letters coming.”

“Thank you as well to my family who has always stood by me,” she continued. “I love you and miss you so much!”

“I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things like the men and women serving our country in Iraq and other places around the world,” Paris continued.

The phrase “Bitch, Please” springs to mind.