She’s a socialite, model, TV star, actor, author, entrepreneur … now, as Paris Hilton gets ready to add pop star to the list, she talks frankly to Simon Hattenstone about Nicole Richie, that home video and why she plans on being celibate for a year

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I nearly vomitted after reading this article. What if behind all the celibrity crap there is a real person back there somewhere. Nah probably not.