Hugh Hef has issued ‘a standing offer’ for Paris Hilton to take it all off in Playboy after her release from the ‘Big House’ next Tuesday.

Hugh says he’s willing to pay big bucks for a Paris Hilton centerfold-after all, only half the world has already seen her ass. Now if someone could just kidnap Kathy Hilton for a few hours.

Hugh says:

“I think the problem quite frankly is mama. Mama doesn’t want her to pose.”