The Hills is soooo not hot, at least that’s the word from Paris Hilton.

The ditzy heiress panned MTV’s smash unscripted drama in a red carpet chat with Us Weekly at the Fifi Awards in New York City on Wednesday night.

Paris is currently dating The Hills’ Doug Reinhardt, the former flame of exiting series star Lauren Conrad. Doug was dumped by LC after she suspected that he had secretly been putting the moves on Stephanie Pratt while they were together. (Try to keep up. There will be a quiz on this later.)

Paris is upset that the show portrays her Dougie “in a way that he’s not.”

“The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn’t even want to be a part of it,” Paris remarked dryly.

“They make up relationships when they’re not there, and he just thinks it’s lame,” the socialite added. “I’ve never seen the show in my life. I have no idea what it’s about. But he just thought it was cheesy.”