Boo-hoo, Paris Hilton was a gig on a television sitcom, too! After watching frenemies Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan land highly-publicized gigs on TV series like How I Met Your Mother and Ugly Betty, P.H has sent her “people” on a wild goose chase for a sitcom for her to guest star on as well.

According to a scoop from The National Enquirer :

Hilton, whose so-called “career” suddenly went stone-cold, can’t stand being out of the cool-loop while Britney gets raves and a repeat on “How I Met Your Mother” - and Lindsay inks a six-episode deal for “Ugly Betty” - so her people are suddenly lobbying producers of a major-league hit-com, begging for a deal to ensure that…we’ll always have Paris!