With Paris Hilton back behind bars, Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department continued to maintain that his belief that the heiress is a very sick woman. Holding a one-page medical evaluation, he said: “This is the evidence that this lady has some severe problems.” He may have a problem. According to a nasty rumor sweeping the Net, Paris Hilton was released following a stress-induced case of anal blisters resulting from her highly-publicized “battle” with herpes.

According to an alleged e-mail, Paris suffers from: “a severe, ‘stress-induced’ herpes outbreak [and] that the blisters had apparently spread to her anus and had taken on abcess-like features that required more serious medical attention.”