Greeting card giant Hallmark has responded to the $500,000 Defamation of Character Lawsuit hoisted at them by Hollywood Ho Paris Hilton back in September. P.H is peeved H.M created a series of humor cards that ‘unaccurately’ portray her as a slutbaggy human cumbucket.

Hallmark says:

“Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist’s pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical.”