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Paris Hilton Frozen After Death

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October 18th, 2007 by Castina

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Paris Hilton plans to live forever by having scientists freeze her body, in the company of that of her pets, after she dies. The heiress is investing a small fortune in the world’s biggest suspended animation cemetery at the Cryonics Institute in Michigan so it can preserve her and then bring her back to life.

“It’s so cool,” she says.

“Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced.”

“And if you’re immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved.”

“My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years.”

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  1. On October 18th 2007, deedee wrote:

    for fucks sake woman! must you torture future generations with your annoying behaviour!!! besides, you’re a minger anyway who’d wanna see you? can they fix that parrot nose and bigfoot feet while you’re frozen too? they might aswell make a proper woman out of you, all your features are manly, from your jaw line to your hands to your boyish body…. FUCK

  2. On October 19th 2007, Anthony wrote:

    When i read about Paris’s plans on Global Grind I knew that the world is really in trouble. At least Walt Disney will have someone to keep him company.

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