Paris Hilton not welcome on a yacht? Puhleeze! The fame-seeking heiress has taken to her MySpace Blog to debunked reorts that she and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were kicked off a yacht in Cannes last week for some stomach-turnng public displays of mating.

Paris writes: “That story some tabloid ran about my boyfriend and I on a yacht is such a lie that it’s a joke! That was my good friend’s boat and first of all she would never ask me to leave and second of all I would never do that.”

The heiress goes on to complain about the media creating bogus stories about her. So what else is new? She adds, “It’s so lame that people will just create these crazy stories. I can’t believe the stories people will make up, so gross! I’m so sick of all these false rumors, it’s not fair that writers can get away it. They have no credibility.”