Paris Hilton is eyeing a part in the long-awaited big screen adaption of the eighties’ television classic, Dallas. In fact, the billionaire heiress is certain she nailed a recent screen test for the role of ‘Lucy Ewing.’

“Paris is pretty eager to get into the film,” according to Hottest Showbiz Report insiders. “She’s having her manager and even friends pull favors just to get her an audition.”

“In her mind she’s already part of American royalty by being a Hilton. So she thinks it will be perfect casting. She’s actually surprised the producers haven’t thought of this themselves!”

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