Former Friends star Courteney Cox won’t be topping Paris Hilton’s list of Favorite People anytime soon. Celebrity informants claim P.H is still pissed that Courteney shot down a pitch from Paris’ agent for the heiress to appear on her FX series Dirt last season. Adding insult to injury, Courteney then added fictional braindead starlet Milan Carlton, a Paris parody, to the show’s lineup.

“Paris bitches that Courteney’s just an old actress trying to cash in on her fame - her way of striking back at the rejection she’s feeling,” a Paris spywitness spills in a new tabloid report. “But Courteney says ‘Dirt’ is a parody of the Hollywood scene, so having Paris herself on the show would just make it too literal. Plus, she stated the obvious - Paris can’t act!”