A rhythm-less Paris Hilton bombed during a recent audition for a role in the Broadway staple ‘Chicago.’ Paris was invited to take on the role of murderess vamps Velma or Roxie in the NYC production for a few weeks but flunked the try-out because ‘she simply can’t move,’ says choreographers.

According to celebrity gossip Mike Walker:

Paris was ‘too stiff’ to master simple dance moves or anything beyond her trademark nightclub booty-shakin.’

“It didn’t help telling producers she knew nothing about their show because she hardly ever goes to the theater.”