Paris Becomes Nun To Avoid Jail Time, Takes Self Defense Classes

Paris Hilton has adopted a lifestyle that excludes alcohol, partying, and tacky outfits to prove to the Court of Public Opinion that she does not deserve to spend time behind bars.

“Paris’ attorneys have insisted she live like a nun. She has been strictly advised to stop acting like a Hollywood brat and appear more humble as they battle to keep her out of jail,” a Paris pigeon dished to the British rags.

“They have ordered her to show a judge she has some humility and social responsibility if she is going to have her sentence reduced on appeal. That means no booze, no parading round in skimpy outfits, no partying. She’s got to stick with her family and take on a healthier regime.”
The heiress is rumored to be learning self-defense so she can protect herself against inmates who have threatened to jump her.
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On May 17th 2007, Vince Lombardo wrote:
What a bunch of bull. Again, money unjustly gets people less of a punishment than the normal person without millions.
Our country is a total disgrace to itself.
Time off for good behaviour by showing up for court they say?
I thought court was mandatory and if you miss you get a warrant and get in more trouble. But in Paris’s case, just showing up for court is considered to be above and beyond. ARE THESE JUDGES KIDDING ME!
They need to throw the book at her, like they would do to me and you.
Do you agree?
Oh, and let her be scared, everyone that goes to jail is scared. Thats the deterrant, right?