Paris Hilton has adopted a lifestyle that excludes alcohol, partying, and tacky outfits to prove to the Court of Public Opinion that she does not deserve to spend time behind bars.

“Paris’ attorneys have insisted she live like a nun. She has been strictly advised to stop acting like a Hollywood brat and appear more humble as they battle to keep her out of jail,” a Paris pigeon dished to the British rags.

“They have ordered her to show a judge she has some humility and social responsibility if she is going to have her sentence reduced on appeal. That means no booze, no parading round in skimpy outfits, no partying. She’s got to stick with her family and take on a healthier regime.”

The heiress is rumored to be learning self-defense so she can protect herself against inmates who have threatened to jump her.