The Obamas arrival in Washington has brought a throng of paparazzo to the Nation’s Capitol, and we hear the snapping shutterbugs are offering serious guap to Sidwell Friends School students who can provide cell-phone photographs of soon-to-be First Daughters Malia and Sasha Obama’s first days at the siddity Quaker school in Upper Northwest.

Silver-spoon-fed tots who take the bait risk immediate expulsion if caught by school authorities.