I can never tell whether Pamela Anderson is trying to be funny or when she’s genuinely making an idiot of herself. For instance, when asked how she was going to deal with wedding day jitters, she answered, “I have two words for you: champagne.”

Now I would assume that she was trying to be funny there, but wait. This is coming from the same woman who reportedly announced at a recent press conference, “”I’m going to get married a few times this month to the same guy.” The first of all these ceremonies is reportedly planned for this Saturday in St. Tropez, France. Later, according to Andersen, “”We had to do Malibu, we’ve got to do Detroit, and we’ve got to do Nashville.”

Ok… how’s that going to work? Isn’t the point of saying the vows to make some kind of permanent gesture?