Anyone out there still watching Tool Academy? If you still can’t get enough of the reality dating bootcamp, VH1 will introduce a third class of sleazy partners — and the noodle noggins who love them — when Season 3 of Tool Academy kicks this Valentine’s Day Sunday, Feb. 14 @ 10/9c on VH1.

Kendra Wilkinson was photographed in tears shortly after husband Hank Baskett’s highly-favored Indianapolis Colts were defeated by the New Orleans Saints in Super Bowl XLIV on Sunday night. Hugh Hefner’s former “Girl Next Door” watched in horror as her husband fumbled away an on-side kick to begin the second half, swinging momentum to the Saints’ side and ultimately helping the underdogs taste victory.

But the reality mom says it was the snapping cameras of the paparazzi — not watching her man flex his “Loser Muscle” in front of the entire country — that left her with drained tear ducts and rainy mascara as she exited Miami’s Sun Life Stadium last night.

Kendra claims eager photographers were scrambling to get a shot of her newborn son, Hank IV, which left her frightened for the baby’s safety.

“I wasn’t cryin cuz of the damn game it’s cuz the paparazzi have no soul…they wouldn’t leave me n family alone!” Kendra fumed on her Twitter page on Monday. “People like to twist this stuff..we asked them to stop cuz of the baby n they were way too close n they didn’t care at all,” Kendra wrote in a further attempt to explain her emotional outburst. “Not sayin im tryin to be private but there should be some law on how close they get to your n your child.”

Alice Tan Ridley, mother of Academy Award-nominated Precious star Gabourey Sidibe, has been singing her heart out in subway stations around New York City three days a week for 18 years!

A R&B/Gospel fixture in the Big Apple, Ridley worked as a nursery-school teacher and a Department of Education teacher’s aide before relocating her act to Manhattan’s train stations — she also croons in Penn Station and 14th Street/Union Square. Although most people would see her daughter as the one with the more glamorous gig, Alice refuses to accept handouts from her kid.

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Break out your gas masks, Ashton Kutcher is taking social networking to the next level.

In this digital short from Ashton’s weekend stint as host of Saturday Night Live, the actor creates a Twitter-type initiative to give fans the sound and smell of his own gas. The skit also features rockers Them Crooked Vultures and a very disapproving Questlove from The Roots.

Get ready to see a lot less of Snooki’s poof.

MTV is demanding that the cast of its smash series Jersey Shore put the kibosh on its bustling schedule of personal appearances. That means no more accepting money and/or hair gel and tanning lotion to show up at a clubs, parties, Bar Mitzvahs, or the local Tastee Freeze. Since finding fame on the trashy reality smash, series stars like The Situation, J-WOWW, Vinny, and Pauly D have been pulling in up to $7,500 a night making appearances at venues across the country. And they’re not just being asked to show up at clubs and parties, either. Last week, the gang’s manager, Michael Schweiger, revealed that one fan offered $50,000 to have Pauly D walk her down the aisle at her wedding.

Offers like that are bad for business, says MTV. And network execs are banging the gavel.

Under the terms of a new contract — which reportedly pays each cast member approximately $180,000 for Season 2 of Jersey Shore — cast members are now only permitted to make two appearances per week, or face fines from MTV, The New York Post’s Page Six Column said Tuesday. This could be prove a problem for Schweiger, who claims the cast is already booked through May!