Orlando Bloom is either dating Rumer Willis or dimpled-cheeked supermodel Miranda Kerr, depending on who’s telling the story. Either way, the handsome Pirates of the Caribbean star has got a serious B.O issue if a new tales from tabloid tattles are to be believed.

Orlando “goes days without washing his clothes,” a Star Magazine mole gushes. “He’ll wear the same jeans for a week before he throws them in the washer. Same goes for his sweaters, T-shirts and socks.” It doesn’t help that he sleeps with his dog, Sidi, and lets her slobber all over him.