Oprah Porn Parody: Hustler Plays Up Lesbian Rumors In “Untrue Hollywood Stories: Oprah”

Well, here’s something we could have gone our entire lives without seeing: Oprah: The Skin Flick.

Even after The Queen of Talk tearfully denied rumors that she enjoys secret lesbian romps with best gal pal Gayle King during an interview with fellow media icon Barbara Walters last week, the folks at Hustler can’t help but wonder what the world might look like if Madame O were a flag-waving member of The Rainbow Movement.

The producers behind This Ain’t Glee XXX and the Avatar X-rated spoof have signed up cocoa-coated professional fuckers Misty Stone (Oprah) and Bella Moretti (Gayle) for Untrue Hollywood Stories: Oprah, a reimagining, if you will, of Oprah and Gayle’s relationship.

Nothing gets the blood flowing for smut fans like a little girl-on-girl action, but is anyone else freaked out by the prospect of imagining Oprah and Gayle having sex?

Brain Bleach puhleeze!

“I’m not even kind of a lesbian,” Winfrey told Walters in one-hour interview special on ABC last week. “Why would you want to hide it? That is not the way I run my life.”

Asked to describe her relationship with King, Winfrey replied: “The mother I never had, the sister everybody would want. She is the friend that everybody deserves. I don’t know a better person.”

Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Oprah spoof will be available on DVD and Blu-ray Jan. 25, 2011.

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