Paris Hilton’s year-long bid to stay single and celibate is over next month.

According to BFF Kim Kardashian, Herpes and her skanky pals entered into a pact a year ago to give up serious commitments for twelve months before getting serious about the future. Bitches, you’ll are twenty-six years old, if you aren’t ready to “get serious about the future by now,” at what point will you ever grow up and remove the random dicks from your mouths?

“Me and Paris and the girls are trying to stay single for one year. In March that’ll be up. I’m a relationship kind of girl, but I think everyone needs a year in their life to be single.”